I'll Sue Ya (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic

I'll Sue Ya (Main Version) LRC歌词

I sued Taco
Bell'Cause
I ate half a million
ChalupasAnd
I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never said
I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat
Huh, I sued
Earthlink'
Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks'
Cause I spilled a
Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys'
R'Us'Cause
I swallowed a
Nerf ballAnd nearly choked to death
Ugh, I sued
PetCo'Cause
I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca-
Cola, yo'Cause
I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!
I sued Delta
Airlines'Cause they sold me a ticket to
New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!
Yeah!!!If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what
I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah
I might even sue you!
Ugh!!I sued
DuracellThey never told me not to shove that double-
ARight up my nose
I sued Home
Depot'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew
I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell
Computers'
Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work
I sued Fruit of the
Loom'Cause when
I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk
I sued Verizon'
Cause I get all depressedeverytime my cell phone is roaming
I sued Colorado'
Cause you know,
I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming
I sued Neiman
Marcus'Cause they put up their
Christmas decorations
Way out of season
I sued Ben
Affleck--Aw, do
I even need a reason?
Ugh!If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place
If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what
I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right
I'm gonna sue you
Ugh!Ugh!Ugh!
I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?
I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!I'll sue ya!
Ugh!