Handy - Weird Al Yankovic

Handy LRC歌词

[00:08.110]First things first, I'm a craftsman

[00:10.470]Remodelling is my only passion

[00:13.480]And I'm the greatest in the business

[00:14.710]Want referrals, yo

[00:15.930]My clientèle will bear you witness

[00:18.150]I can help when your door jamb sticks

[00:19.900]There is nothing in the world I can't fix

[00:22.960]I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks

[00:24.850]Call me, I'll come rushing over

[00:26.210]with my bag of tricks

[00:28.000]Where you go when your disposal is rusted

[00:30.140]Termite problem making you disgusted

[00:32.930]When your front window is busted

[00:35.740]Just one man that's always trusted

[00:37.740]I'm so handy, you already know

[00:42.300]I'll fix your plumbing

[00:45.390]when your toilets over flows

[00:47.500]I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code

[00:52.300]When your dishwasher's about to explode

[00:57.450]Now you see that

[00:57.980]your furnace is needing some service

[01:00.130]I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous

[01:02.490]Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica

[01:05.070]Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer

[01:07.250]But all your pipes are antique

[01:08.420]Your water pressure's too weak

[01:09.660]You got an attic full of dry rot

[01:11.050]Because your roof sprung a leak

[01:12.190]Your fridge is starting to reek

[01:13.340]Your hardwood floors really squeak

[01:14.570]But don't you worry

[01:15.320]I'll just show you my amazing technique

[01:17.140]Now let me glue that,

[01:18.100]glue that and screw that, screw that

[01:19.830]Any random chore you got,

[01:20.600]well I can do that, do that

[01:22.140]Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun

[01:24.820]I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one

[01:27.640]I'm so handy, everyone said so

[01:32.280]I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio

[01:37.610]I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know

[01:42.270]When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh

[01:47.590]Patch the drywall,

[01:50.060]clean your gutters and mow the lawn

[01:52.300]Make that phone call,

[01:55.050]I'll install anything you want

[01:57.290]Yeah, check my big staple gun,

[01:59.940]my socket wrenches are second to none

[02:02.570]I won't quit 'til I'm done,

[02:05.030]don't even care if I hammer my thumb

[02:13.590]Still rocking my screwdriver

[02:15.430]Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver

[02:17.930]Your heating bills are shocking

[02:20.340]I can solve that with some duct tape

[02:21.800]and some caulking

[02:23.750]Your house is a disaster, huh?

[02:25.510]Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh?

[02:28.580]Let me be your stripper

[02:30.080]Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker

[02:32.640]I'm so handy, you already know

[02:37.270]I'll beat all price quotes,

[02:40.400]my hourly rates are low

[02:42.560]I'm so handy, you should call this pro

[02:47.270]I'm in the phone book and se habla Espa ol

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