The Saga Begins - Weird Al Yankovic

The Saga Begins LRC歌词

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and
Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the
Federation in
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar
Jar in Boss
NassWe took a bongo from the scene
And we went to
Theed to see the
QueenWe all wound up on
TatooineThat's where we found this boy
Oh my my, this here
Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the
Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the
Queen?Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built
C-3POAnd I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
Ooh, he was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute
Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin', my my, this here
Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to
CoruscantThe
Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance, to the force?
They interviewed the kid, all training, they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen hereJust stick it in your pointy ear, I still will teach this boy"
He was singin'," My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry"
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to
Naboo'Cause
Queen Amigdala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some
Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi
I admire most
Met up with
Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin', my my, this here
Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin', "My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry"
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"