Shia LaBeouf Live - Rob Cantor

Shia LaBeouf Live LRC歌词

[00:00.85]You're walking in the woods

[00:03.06]There's no one around and your phone is dead

[00:06.27]Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him

[00:08.52]Shia LaBeouf

[00:10.74]He's following you about thirty feet back

[00:13.43]He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

[00:17.16]He's gaining on you

[00:18.35]Shia LaBeouf

[00:21.29]You're looking for your car but you're all turned around

[00:24.37]He's almost upon you now, and you can see...

[00:26.80]There's blood on his face

[00:28.29]My God, there's blood everywhere!

[00:30.58]Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf

[00:33.09]He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf

[00:35.69]Lurking in the shadows

[00:38.10]Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

[00:40.62]Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)

[00:43.11]Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)

[00:45.54]Eating all the bodies

[00:48.19]Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

[00:51.58]Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him

[00:55.09]But you're hopelessly lost yourself

[00:57.52]Stranded with a murderer

[00:59.00]You creep silently through the underbrush

[01:01.39]Aha!

[01:02.52]In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope!

[01:06.49]You move stealthily toward it...

[01:08.42]But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

[01:11.04]Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)

[01:13.46]Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)

[01:15.93]Now you're on the doorstep

[01:18.41]Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf

[01:20.92]Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)

[01:23.61]But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)

[01:25.75]You're sneaking up behind him

[01:28.67]Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf

[01:31.20]Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf

[01:33.53]Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf

[01:36.00]Stab it in his kidney

[01:38.57]Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

[01:42.32]You limp into the dark woods

[01:44.16]Blood oozing from your stump leg

[01:47.86]You've beaten Shia LaBeouf

[01:51.03]Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise!

[01:53.49]There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

[01:55.95]But you can do Jiu Jitsu

[01:58.62]Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

[02:01.01]Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

[02:03.48]Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

[02:06.03]You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf

[02:08.50]But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

[02:11.02]He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

[02:13.37]You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

[02:16.10]You're chopping off his head now

[02:18.60]You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf

[02:21.96]His head topples to the floor, expressionless

[02:26.23]You fall to your knees and catch your breath

[02:29.76]You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

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