First World Problems - Weird Al Yankovic

First World Problems LRC歌词

[00:11.81]My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower

[00:16.14]When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour

[00:21.60]I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two

[00:26.99]Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu

[00:32.50]Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen

[00:37.51]I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine

[00:42.62]Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?

[00:47.81]Don't they know how to text? OMG!

[00:50.20]I got

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[01:06.46]I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator

[01:12.25]Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later

[01:17.78]Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V

[01:22.99]I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free

[01:28.38]My barista didn't even bother

[01:30.77]to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

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[01:53.01]Can't remember which car I drove to the mall

[01:59.84]My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal

[02:20.77]The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching

[02:25.35]My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen

[02:30.78]Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just

[02:35.46]so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

[02:44.49](Laughing)