Dumb Ways to Die - Oliver McGill

Dumb Ways to Die LRC歌词

[00:04.880]Set fire to your hair

[00:07.186]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

[00:11.744]Eat medicine that’s out of date

[00:16.499]Use your private parts as piranha bait

[00:20.498]Dumb ways to die

[00:23.797]So many dumb ways to die

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[00:30.156]So many dumb ways to die

[00:36.098]Get your toast out with a fork

[00:39.126]Do your own electrical work

[00:43.106]Teach yourself how to fly

[00:47.396]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

[00:51.626]Dumb ways to die

[00:55.900]So many dumb ways to die

[00:59.096]Dumb ways to die

[01:02.446]So many dumb ways to die

[01:07.379]Invite a psycho killer inside

[01:08.806]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride

[01:13.007]Take your helmet off in outer space

[01:17.317]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

[01:21.136]Dumb ways to die

[01:25.070]So many dumb ways to die

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[01:32.906]So many dumb ways to die

[01:38.797]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

[01:39.568]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

[01:43.434]Eat a tube of superglue

[01:47.425]“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

[01:51.869]Dumb ways to die

[01:54.406]So many dumb ways to die

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[02:10.685]Dress up like a moose during hunting season

[02:16.978]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

[02:22.076]Stand on the edge of a train station platform

[02:26.655]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

[02:32.580]Run across the tracks between the platforms

[02:34.370]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

[02:37.395]The dumbest ways to die

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[02:50.078]So many dumb

[02:54.590]So many dumb ways to die