I Kill People - Jon lajoie

I Kill People LRC歌词

[00:14.91]Did you miss me?

[00:18.32]Aww yeah, what? What?

[00:23.07]MC Vagina is right back in this *****

[00:27.17]2009 is the year I recorded this song

[00:31.93]Still not loving police

[00:35.15]Still got love for the Vaginal crease

[00:37.95]Player haters beware because...

[00:41.06]Guns don't kill people

[00:43.56]Uh-Uh

[00:44.96]I kill people

[00:47.41]With guns (pow)

[00:49.01]Guns don't kill people

[00:51.47]Uh-Uh

[00:52.92]I kill people

[00:55.42]With guns (pow)

[00:56.97]Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?

[01:00.47]You think you can front with me? You better watch your back

[01:04.53]Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good

[01:08.53]I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood

[01:12.64]I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible

[01:16.94]I'm invincible like..well I'm not really invincible

[01:21.05]I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones

[01:24.75]I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home

[01:29.44]Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)

[01:32.94]Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

[01:37.05]What? What? you got a problem with this?

[01:40.45]Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist

[01:44.50]Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff

[01:48.61]So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

[01:52.56]I-I mean I'll punch your nuts

[01:55.31]Sucking them would be gay

[01:56.92]And I'm totally not gay

[01:58.57]I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

[02:01.02]Guns don't kill people

[02:03.47]Uh-Uh

[02:04.97]I kill people

[02:07.47]With guns (pow)

[02:08.93]Guns don't kill people

[02:11.43]Uh-Uh

[02:12.93]I kill people

[02:15.43]With guns (pow)

[02:16.98]If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load

[02:20.99]All over his chest and face and down his throat.

[02:24.49]Cause I don't give a **** I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson

[02:28.59]No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

[02:32.04]Listen.

[02:32.99]I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money

[02:36.95]You can't afford expensive things

[02:39.00]cause you don't have a lot of money

[02:41.05]HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them

[02:44.96]That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

[02:49.06]Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

[02:51.52](I have more money than you)

[02:53.07]Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

[02:55.32](You can't even afford food!)

[02:57.07]When I show women my money, they want to have *** with me

[03:00.92]And they always have orgasms cause my ***** is so big

[03:05.03]25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the

[03:09.23]Anthony Hawkins of cock

[03:10.58]The Albert Einstein of ****

[03:12.98]I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls

[03:16.84]The Anne Frank of erections.

[03:18.79]Uh, that's inappropriate...

[03:21.07]Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight

[03:24.87]Like an extra large condom on my *****, that's right.

[03:29.08]My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption

[03:34.50]...They're really good.

[03:37.00]Guns don't kill people

[03:39.55]Uh-Uh

[03:41.00]I kill people

[03:43.45]With guns (pow)

[03:44.95]Guns don't kill people

[03:47.51]Uh-Uh

[03:48.96]I kill people

[03:51.46]With guns (pow)

[03:54.21]I've killed so many people that I don't

[03:56.72]even remember how many people I've killed...

[04:00.57]But it's probably around 7... thousand

[04:07.13]2005 plus 4 penies

[04:11.03]Representin the North side

[04:13.34]C to the anada, *****

[04:17.54]Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things

[04:22.60]Cooking

[04:23.55]Cleaning

[04:24.45]Vaginas

[04:25.90]And their sisters vaginas