Drive-Thru - Tenacious D

Drive-Thru LRC歌词

作词 : Jack Black/Kyle Gass
作曲 : Jack Black/Kyle Gass
JB: Kage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good,
I'm starvin'.
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, um...ah
Drive-thru guy:
May I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second,
I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
JB: ...ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything...
I'll tell you what
I want. um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets?
I'm, I'm tryin'to...
Drive thru-guy:
They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order.
Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away.
I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing.
I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.
Drive-thru guy:
They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets.
And then, uh, can
I have a junior western bacon chee?
A JUNIOR western bacon chee.
I'm trying to watch my figure.
Drive-thru guy:
Western Bacon
Cheeseburger...
JB: A JUNI
OR Western
Bacon Chee...
Drive-thru guy:
Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions.
Drive-thru guy:
Okay, Junior
Bacon Chee...
Total is $6.57
JB: Okay, and
I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish.
Drive-thru guy:
Fillet of
Fish... JB:
Now if you could take a
Coca-Cola, and just go half
Coca-Cola, half
Diet Coke...'cuz
I'm tryin to watch my figure...
Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-thru guy:
You want half
Coca-Cola, half...
JB: Um, and a
SMALL, a *
SMALL* Chocolate
Shake. Because
I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small.
Drive-thru guy:
It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
JB: Um...
Drive-thru guy:
Small Chocolate
Shake. JB:
Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy:
Seasoned-curlies...
JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.
Drive-thru guy:
Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon cheeseburger...
JB: Okay, uh...
**** my ass, what else?
Give me, uh...alright.
Cherries Jubilee and that's it.
Drive-thru guy:
Cherries Jubilee.
JB: Wait,
Kage, what do you want?
KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...
I think I want the regular, uh, western bacon-cheeseburger,
Large shake, um...
JB: Oh God!
Come on with the order.
KG: I'm...
JB: Take forever.
KG: That's all
I want. That's all
I want...
JB: good.
How much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy:
That'll be, uh, $14.75.
At the window please, will you drive up?
JB: Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god.
Yeah, I got...do you have s...
I got like...
JB: Give it to me.
KG: Alright, here.
JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright.
I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order.
Okay, thank you, let's go. (Motor Sounds)