Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic

Amish Paradise LRC歌词

[00:11]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

[00:14]I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain

[00:17]But thats just perfect for an Amish like me

[00:20]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

[00:23]At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows

[00:26]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

[00:29]And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that

[00:32]Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone

[00:35]Im a man of the land, Im into discipline

[00:38]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

[00:41]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine

[00:44]Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

[00:47]Weve been spending most our lives

[00:50]Living in an Amish paradise

[00:53]Ive churned butter once or twice

[00:55]Living in an Amish paradise

[00:59]Its hard work and sacrifice

[01:01]Living in an Amish paradise

[01:05]We sell quilts at discount price

[01:07]Living in an Amish paradise

[01:10]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

[01:13]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

[01:16]I really dont care, in fact I wish him well

[01:19]Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell

[01:22]But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

[01:25]An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of

[01:28]I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat

[01:31]And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool

[01:33]If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears

[01:36]We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years

[01:39]But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare

[01:42]Were just technologically impaired

[01:45]Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar

[01:48]Not a single luxury

[01:51]Like Robinson Caruso

[01:54]Its as primitive as can be

[01:58]Weve been spending most our lives

[02:00]Living in an Amish paradise

[02:03]Were just plain and simple guys

[02:05]Living in an Amish paradise

[02:09]Theres no time for sin and vice

[02:11]Living in an Amish paradise

[02:15]We dont fight, we all play nice

[02:17]Living in an Amish Paradise

[02:21]Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter

[02:23]Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter

[02:26]Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?

[02:29]Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art

[02:32]Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like

[02:35]On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife

[02:39]So dont be vain and dont be whiny

[02:41]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

[02:44]Weve been spending most our lives

[02:46]Living in an Amish paradise

[02:50]Were all crazy Mennonites

[02:52]Living in an Amish paradise

[02:55]Theres no cops or traffic lights

[02:58]Living in an Amish paradise

[03:01]But youd probably think it bites

[03:04]Living in an Amish paradise

[03:07]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.

[03:13]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!